How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.