What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.