What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!