Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
I really just want to know.
The short bus.
A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Executed.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
New product, same design.
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Because he was de-composing.
Ripped off.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
The Betty Ford Clinic
