Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
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Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
He got hit by a bus!
To see how long he slept for.
state joke) A New Hampshire
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
Squish it in your hand.
I can get through one of his skits without laughing
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Because he was a potato!
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Because he got hit by a truck!
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
Cancer.
Everywhere!