Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.