Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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Whats a frogs favourite website??

REDDIT

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing