Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D