How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*