How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)