Google Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Dock Tok Presents…The Good, the Dad, and the Punny: Jokes from the Water’s Edge

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

No Pun Intended (The Last of Us Joke Books)

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition): Over 500 Cringe-Worthy Puns and One-Liners

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

101 Tear-Off Lunchbox Notes with Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Funny Inspirational Encouragement for Kids, Space to Write Personal Message

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.