Google Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Star Wars: Dad Jokes: The Best Worst Jokes and Puns from a Galaxy Far, Far Away . . . .

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Hardcover

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ?

All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Why go to college?

There's Google.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the second fastest thing in the world?

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