What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.