How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.