What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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What would you do if someone is choking?

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.