How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why go to college?

There's Google.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.