What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.