What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.