What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.