What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Bing Jokes More Bing Jokes

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

Cinema Jokes More Cinema Jokes

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema