How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "