What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat