What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.