Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake I thought it was appropriate for this time of year. Merry Christmas reddit! You have my permission to tell this at any Xmas parties you attend

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)