Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!