How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer