Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!