How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda