What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing