Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.