Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A