Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.