What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !