How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite