Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
What's a movie?
The Captain's Log.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
He didn't want to be mainstream.
Dead bodies.
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
He can't stand the 1%
Oh God, not the B's!
Oh my god a talking coconut!
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Baguette and tag it.
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
No brains
