Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What do you call the prequel to The Purge?

The Binge

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge