What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.