What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado