Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.