A stalemate.
A mouse in a minefield !
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
for the full hour.
All their statements are baseless.
The knife has a point
We're gonna need more lube.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
