Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...