What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"