Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.