Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite