What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR