How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.