Bbq Jokes

  • What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

    Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

  • Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

    Because beans always fall through the grill.

  • What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

    His homemade Bris-kit.

  • What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

    A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

  • How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

    They'll tell you.

  • What did the black kid get on his ACT?

    BBQ sauce

  • How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

    The snow on top of it has melted.

  • Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

    Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

  • What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

    A Gorilla

  • Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

    The steaks are too high.