How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.