Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.