Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Medical License Jokes More Medical License Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.