What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs