How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.